This is what you would have heard if you would have been in my kitchen yesterday afternoon:
Him: What the heck is this crap?
Me: What crap?
Him: This health crap! *gestures wildly towards the counter where the bread is*
Me: uh, I'm assuming you're talking about the wheat bread?
Him: Yeah! And the sliced cheese made from skim milk, and the fat free mayonnaise, and the fat free BUTTER!! Who ever heard of fat. Free. BUTTER??!!
Me: :::::crickets::::::
Him: Whatever happened to just buying normal food from the grocery store? Since when are we health freaks?
Me: Since we have both gained about 100lbs between us since we graduated high school 5 years ago.
Him: :::::crickets::::::
Me: God forbid we try to be healthy. *rolls eyes*
Him: I just want to be fat and happy. Why can't you just let me be fat and happy? *pouty face*
Him: What the heck is this crap?
Me: What crap?
Him: This health crap! *gestures wildly towards the counter where the bread is*
Me: uh, I'm assuming you're talking about the wheat bread?
Him: Yeah! And the sliced cheese made from skim milk, and the fat free mayonnaise, and the fat free BUTTER!! Who ever heard of fat. Free. BUTTER??!!
Me: :::::crickets::::::
Him: Whatever happened to just buying normal food from the grocery store? Since when are we health freaks?
Me: Since we have both gained about 100lbs between us since we graduated high school 5 years ago.
Him: :::::crickets::::::
Me: God forbid we try to be healthy. *rolls eyes*
Him: I just want to be fat and happy. Why can't you just let me be fat and happy? *pouty face*
Labels: General Randomness, Gripes Galore, Healthy Living, Married Life
5 Comments:
"I just want to be fat and happy." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
If he wants to be fat and happy, then HE can go buy the groceries.
Oh LORD! Do you realize what he would bring home if he wet grocery shopping?
Honey Smacks, Cookie Crisp, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Kix, Oreo's, Four Cheese Ricearoni, Ham, Bread, Milk, Sugar Cookies, cream cheese icing (to spread on cookies), cheddar and sour cream ruffles, ranch dip for ruffles, pizza pockets, hashbrowns, and donuts. We would all be dead in a week LOL!
lol aarons shoping list is just like my husbands!! all sweets all the way :)
i love the fat and happy thing...to funny!
wanna go the store for me?.... snow storm blowing through... 8inches so far :( help
~tara
LOL Your hubs is awesome! "fat and happy" LOL!!! Sounds so much like us...
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